Announcing My Preliminary Presidential Endorsements
Posted on Dec 6, 2015 by Trevor in Politics
So far, the lack of qualified, serious, trustworthy candidates running for president in 2016 is pretty notable. And yes, the election is still a year away. I will nonetheless announce my top two candidates thus far. I think everyone can agree that these two have set themselves apart from the rest of the field.
Let’s Meet the Candidates
The Likable Dark Horse
First off, the “who would you like you have a beer with?” standard has been bantered around for several election cycles now. Since I don’t drink beer, how about milk and cookies instead?
Yes, the Cookie Monster. I’m not sure where he stands on any particular domestic or foreign policy question, but even if it turns out I disagree vehemently with his positions, at least he’s a likable dude. So I’ll always have that factor in play.
The Game Changing Outsider
Next, we know that everyone wants a president that will “get things done”, and there can be no doubt that my second top choice fits the bill. The establishment might not approve of this candidate’s orthodoxy, but we need to break their stranglehold on the system.
Of course, the almighty Cthulhu, in all his Lovecraftian awe and glory. Cthulhu will shake things up, no one can doubt. Our country—indeed, the world—will never be the same.
